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I enjoyed these completely unprovoked rants about grocery shopping in Queens, courtesy of Brian Skowron. An excerpt:

you can literally hear the benny hill music playing as one of these checkout people has to explain that the credit card in question is being declined. oh wait a minute, i mean you COULD hear the benny hill music playing, except for the fact that gloria estefan is being played 24/7 in this establishment…loudly. kudos to trade fair management, they know exactly what music is required to really capture the ambience of an unforgettable shopping experience.