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I love salsa and it’s impossible to find anything decent in the store. Just make this. It’s easy and delicious.
Ingredients:
- 2 cans of diced tomatoes (Muir Glen Fire Roasted Organic Diced Tomatoes)
- 2 cloves garlic
- 2 jalapenos
- 2 green onions
- 1 lime
- fresh cilantro
Steps:
1. Rinse the jalapenos (roast them if you want). Cut off the stems. You can remove the seeds from one or both jalapenos if you don’t want it too spicy.
2. Put the jalapenos and garlic in the food processor and dice them up.
3. Add the tomatoes.
4. Grab as much cilantro as you want, rinse it, and add it to the food processor.
5. Rinse the green onions chop them into a few pieces and add the pieces to the food processor.
6. Juice the lime into the food processor and toss the skin.
7. Run the food processor until everything is completely chopped up.
8. Refrigerate and enjoy!
So I’ve been watching some Sesame Street with the kid lately and I’ve been wondering how a puppeteer operates the “live-hand” muppets with a moving mouth and two moving hands. It seems like you would need three hands. Well apparently, you do:

I figured this is how it would work, but it seems like awfully close quarters.
And with this post, I am finally deleting Gizmodo from my feed reader. It’s been a long time coming, but I’m so lazy it really takes something like this stunning display of ignorance and bad taste to get axed. Way to go, Jesus Diaz!


